Out With the Old, and in With the “New” College Football Rivalries
You can google college football rivalries, and 999 out of 1,000 returns will mention Ohio St.-Michigan, Alabama-Auburn, or Army-Navy. These blood matches have transcended time, despite the landscape...
View ArticleSteaming Piles of Crap: Athlete Endorsed NES Games
If there is one thing that can be considered fortunate in my pathetic life, it’s gotta be the mere fact that I was born in an era that allowed me to enjoy the Nintendo craze of the 80’s and 90’s. The...
View ArticleSteaming Piles of Crap: Athlete Endorsed SNES Games
My love for the NES is very well documented. There isn’t a system out there that can consistently suck my time away like the magical 8-bit box in my living room can. When Nintendo and Sega released...
View Article(Not So) Steaming Piles of Crap: Athlete Endorsed Sega Games
The Genesis is by far and away Sega’s most successful video game system. Although many people prefer the Super Nintendo as their 16-bit mothership, there is no debating one thing: The Genesis blew...
View ArticleKING MARK: Buehrle Tosses Perfect Game
ATTA BOY #56. Congratulations on the perfect game, and as always, GO SOX!
View ArticleHave You Seen This Man??????
Any information leading to the whereabouts of one Carlos “Mini-Hulk” Quentin will be rewarded handsomely. If you can help, please call 425-885-7529. The Central cannot be won without Quentin, so act...
View ArticleWhite Sox: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
Almost 100 games into the 2009 season, our Sox are standing pat at 51-48, only two games out of first place. The last series in Detroit left a sour taste in alot of Southsiders mouths, but the big...
View ArticleWhite Sox Trade Worthless Outfielder for Worthless Infielder
Days before the ominous trade deadline, our beloved Sox have once again pulled out all the stops, and made a bold move that all but ensures an AL pennant in 2009. GM Kenny Williams must have brass...
View ArticleJosh Fields Demands Trade….and Ten Other Laughable Power Plays
It appears disgruntled White Sox infielder extaordinaire Josh Fields is demanding a trade. The hilarious revelation is in lieu of the Sox acquiring Mark Kotsay from Boston to fill the hideous void...
View Article2009 NFL Preview: Each Division as Automobile Manufacturers
With NFL training camps getting ready to be in full bloom, and football right around the corner, it’s time for 4HT to take a look at what’s in store for us in ’09. As usual, some divisions are solid...
View ArticleOfficial Audio Transcript of Hawaii’s Coach McMackin’s Insensitive Comment
Here’s the audio of Hawaii football coach Greg McMackin’s politcally incorrect slur used during a live press conference. His attempt to cover up the slip of tongue is laughable, and definitely made...
View ArticleWindy City Hilarium: A Tribute to Chicagoland Commercials
After a particulary shitty weekend that started when the Irish fell short to USC, and culminated with a Bears loss Sunday night, inspiration struck to re-visit a more innocent time in my life. An era...
View ArticleThe Untouchables: Ten 80’s Movies Rumored for a Remake (But Shouldn’t Be)
The 1980’s were a magical time for cinema. Unlike the steaming piles of crap producers green light nowadays to make a quick buck, the era of “cheesy guilty pleasure movies that you realize suck but...
View ArticleSteelhead Rises: The Hero 4HT Deserves, But Not The One It Needs…
If World War I can be called a “war to end all wars,” then 2013 can certainly be known as a “year to end all years.” Twas a tumultuous 365 day stretch that had a little bit of everything, but one...
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